Patten Pending

American Cartoonist and Occasional Time Traveler.

Aspiring animator currently enrolled at the School of Visual Art in NYC

I like to think i'm Funny and Handsome. but i've been wrong about things in the past.



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This is A Comic (A comic i sometimes update... its not that good.)

Most posts are my cartoons, doodles, animations and the occasional Ukulele cover...
and i reblog alot of nonsense..

oh and chances are if it's muppet or Zelda related i Will Repost it.

5 Lessons You Only Learn Through Quitting Smoking

Fact.
It is hard to quit smoking. But dang it I am trying!

(Source: cracked)

  1. alliokeefers reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Welcome to my life. I want to say I’ll be done after this pack, but the fact that my cousin Jill and I are road-tripping...
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  5. bethaniebee reblogged this from cracked and added:
    I’m so proud of you baby!! you can do it!!! i love you!
  6. schmeisicle reblogged this from cracked and added:
    I wish John Cheese was my dad.
  7. gromzie reblogged this from cracked
  8. muzical84 reblogged this from cracked and added:
    I’ve never smoked, and I’m asthmatic so I can’t even stand second-hand. HOWEVER, A) I know giving up smoking is a common...
  9. bigthatnoodles reblogged this from cracked
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  11. taberisms reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Society does not owe you the courtesy of walking on eggshells while you detox.
  12. hothlander reblogged this from cracked
  13. raveybird reblogged this from cracked and added:
    I have not smoked a whole cigarette but I feel this is still really good to read, anyways.
  14. pattenpending reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Fact. It is hard to quit smoking. But dang it I am trying!
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