Patten Pending

American Cartoonist and Occasional Time Traveler.

Aspiring animator currently enrolled at the School of Visual Art in NYC

I like to think i'm Funny and Handsome. but i've been wrong about things in the past.



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This is A Comic (A comic i sometimes update... its not that good.)

Most posts are my cartoons, doodles, animations and the occasional Ukulele cover...
and i reblog alot of nonsense..

oh and chances are if it's muppet or Zelda related i Will Repost it.

friends...

  • Luz (Talking about her gender bender world populated by us all): ok, so your name is melanie...
  • Me: ...ok. fine.
  • Luz: oh and she can be a Lesbian!
  • me: Why is she a lesbian...
  • Luz: because you like Girls! So Mel can like girls too!
  • me: yea, but i want her to like guys...
  • Luz: Why?? dont you want to be a lesbian! you love girls!
  • Me: yeah, I Love Girls... but if Mel is a lesbian, the only girls in that universe are TOM.
  • ...i dont wanna be a lesbian with tom!
  • Luz and Corey: *Look at one another* *Look back to me* There is gonna be SO MUCH Tina(tom's gender bender equivalent) and Mel fan fiction art now!! you dont KNOW what you just did.
  • me: fuck.
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